YOU'RE SO STATIC Year: 1974 Album: CARIBOU Writers: Elton John\ Bernie Taupin E E E E9 E Am I've a constant ache in the morning light Am7\F G C F\C C It's on account of the night before Am Some Park Lane lady in a shady bar Am7\F G C F\C C Took a fancy to the watch I wore Am But I can still remember how she laughed at me Am7\F G C F\C C As I spun around and hit the bed Am She said thank you honey, forget about the money Am7\F G Am This pretty watch'll do instead E F City living woman, you're so static G C Matching your men with a hook and eye E Am\E F Cm\G If you're gonna spend the summer in New York City C F F# C\G G# Am Them women oh oh oh they're gonna slice your pie E F Said you're so static, baby I've had it G C Rolling in a yellow cab E F Cm\G Downtown hustlers trying to pull some muscle C F F# C\G G C If they catch you, oh oh oh it could turn out bad Am It's a Show me what you want, I'll show you what I've got Am7\F G C F\C C I can show you a real good time Am She's a friend indeed of a friend in need Am7\F G C F\C C But you'll be sorry when she leaves you crying Am But I can still remember how she laughed at me Am7\F G C F\C C As I spun around and hit the bed Am She said thank you honey, forget about the money Am7\F G Am This pretty watch'll do instead E F City living woman, you're so static G C Matching your men with a hook and eye E Am\E F Cm\G If you're gonna spend the summer in New York City C F F# C\G G# Am Them women oh oh oh they're gonna slice your pie E F Said you're so static, baby I've had it G C Rolling in a yellow cab E F Cm\G Downtown hustlers trying to pull some muscle C F F# C\G G# Am If they catch you, oh oh oh it could turn out bad E F City living woman, you're so static G C Matching your men with a hook and eye E Am\E F Cm\G If you're gonna spend the summer in New York City C F F# C\G G# Am Them women oh oh oh they're gonna slice your pie E F G C E F Cm\G C F F# C\G G# Am E F G C E F Cm\G C F F# C\G G# Am E F Said you're so static, baby I've had it G C Rolling in a yellow cab E F Cm\G Downtown hustlers trying to pull some muscle C F F# C\G G# Am If they catch you, oh oh oh it could turn out bad (REPEAT, FADE)