MEDLEY (YELL HELP, WEDNESDAY NIGHT, UGLY) Music by Elton John & Davey Johnstone Lyrics by Bernie Taupin ROCK OF THE WESTIES (1975) INTRO: G - F# G - A7 G - F# G - A G - F# YELL HELP: G A7 G F# Yell help, too many cooks and a bird in the bush, yell help G A7 Yell help, if your mirror busts and your cat gets cussed, G F# Yell help E `Cause down the road you find someone else D Ð C Ð G/B Ð Gsus2/A - G Who's looking E C Down the road you find another sweet lady cooking A7 So I gotta yell help, G F# G A7 G F# Yell help, yell help, yell help (Same as above) Yell help, some shelter from the storm Like the travel agent warned Yell help, if you can help your superstitions They gonna keep you warm `Cause down the road you find someone else who's looking Down the road you seen another sweet lady cooking So I gotta yell help, yell help, yell help, yell help Yell help, yell help, yell help, yell help WEDNESDAY NIGHT: Bbm I wish tonight wasn't Wednesday night Bbm7 Ebm Ab/Eb Ebm I wish it wasn't the thirteenth of July, yell help Ab Ab7 And you're looking at the guy whose eyes can't deny Db Eb Db/Ab Ab That he wishes he were somewhere else tonight (REPEAT) UGLY: D7 Well I met this woman down in New Orleans Lord she built just like a dream A7 Even wore stockings that had seams A7 G/B Cm6 A7/C# And she was u Ð u - gly B7 Now hell I don't mind women of her kind E7 I'll even pay sometimes for a woman that's E7 D/F# Gm6 E7/G# U Ð u - gly (Same Chords as above) She built like a steamroller Just the kind to mow you over anytime Hey the moment might arrive On bourbon street Well the ugliest woman you'll ever meet But she's mine all mine and she's ugly YELL HELP (REPRISE): A7 So I better yell help G F# G A7 G F# Yell help, yell help, yell help G A G F# G A G F# Yell help, yell help, yell help, yell help (REPEAT AS NEEDED & ADD WEDNESDAY/UGLY LYRICS)