Last to Arrive Elton John / Bernie Taupin unreleased demo (1969) F# - C# - F# F#7 B They're barring the doors at the back of the hall C# B F# It's cold in the winter, some freeze in the fall F#7 B The banquet's the supper that's set for the swine C# B F# If you're not at the gathering, and you've gone down the line B F# You're the last to arrive, you're the first one to leave C# B F# You don't give us the time, you don't drop us a line B F# Well a dime in the phone is the best way I know C# B F# You're the last to arrive, my friend you're the first one to go F#7 B The truck picks you up on your front porch at night C# B F# And you're back before sundown if you don't get blind F#7 B We're not chaining you down to your castle tonight C# B F# We're just trying to make you see some sort of light repeat chorus F#7 B They'll all drink your health out of pewter and wood C# B F# Get drunk in the hayloft playing dirty and good F#7 B There's ten pounds of oxen were skewered on spit C# B F# There'll not be an ounce if you don't make it quick repeat chorus C# B F# You're the last to arrive, my friend you're the first one to go B - F#