Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher (From Billy Elliot) Intro: C Am Dm G C Can you hear it in the distance Am Can you sense it far away Dm Is it old Rudolph the reindeer G Is it Santa on his sleigh E It's heading up to Easington Am It's coming down the Tyne D Oh it's bloody Maggie Thatcher D D/E D/F D/F# G And Michael Hes-el--tine chorus: C So merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher C/Bb May God's love be with you A Dm We all sing together in one breath Fm Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher C We all celebrate today Ab Bb add E C 'Cause it's one day closer to your death They've come to raid your stockings And to steal your Christmas pud But don't be too downhearted It's all for your own good The economic infrastructure Must be swept away To make way for call centres And lower rates of pay [repeat chorus] And they've brought their fascist boot boys And they've brought the boys in blue And the whole Trade Union Congress Will be at the party too And they'll all hold hands together All standing in a line 'Cause they're privatising Santa This merry Christmas time [repeat chorus] [repeat chorus] C G Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darling Heseltine Dm C You're a tosser, you're a tosser F G C (See notes below) And you're just a Tory Swine (Outro run begins on C-6 2 octaves above middle C) (c g e b g d a f c g e c f c a e c g d b g c a f g e c f c a e c g d b g) C