You're So Static
Caribou
YOU'RE SO STATIC
Year: 1974
Album: CARIBOU
Writers: Elton John\ Bernie Taupin
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I've a constant ache in the morning light
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It's on account of the night before
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Some Park Lane lady in a shady bar
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Took a fancy to the watch I wore
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But I can still remember how she laughed at me
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As I spun around and hit the bed
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She said thank you honey, forget about the money
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This pretty watch'll do instead
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City living woman, you're so static
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Matching your men with a hook and eye
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If you're gonna spend the summer in New York City
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Them women oh oh oh they're gonna slice your pie
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Said you're so static, baby I've had it
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Rolling in a yellow cab
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Downtown hustlers trying to pull some muscle
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If they catch you, oh oh oh it could turn out bad
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It's a Show me what you want, I'll show you what I've got
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I can show you a real good time
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She's a friend indeed of a friend in need
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But you'll be sorry when she leaves you crying
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But I can still remember how she laughed at me
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As I spun around and hit the bed
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She said thank you honey, forget about the money
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This pretty watch'll do instead
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City living woman, you're so static
G C
Matching your men with a hook and eye
E Am\E F Cm\G
If you're gonna spend the summer in New York City
C F F# C\G G# Am
Them women oh oh oh they're gonna slice your pie
E F
Said you're so static, baby I've had it
G C
Rolling in a yellow cab
E F Cm\G
Downtown hustlers trying to pull some muscle
C F F# C\G G# Am
If they catch you, oh oh oh it could turn out bad
E F
City living woman, you're so static
G C
Matching your men with a hook and eye
E Am\E F Cm\G
If you're gonna spend the summer in New York City
C F F# C\G G# Am
Them women oh oh oh they're gonna slice your pie
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C F F# C\G G# Am
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E F Cm\G
C F F# C\G G# Am
E F
Said you're so static, baby I've had it
G C
Rolling in a yellow cab
E F Cm\G
Downtown hustlers trying to pull some muscle
C F F# C\G G# Am
If they catch you, oh oh oh it could turn out bad
(REPEAT, FADE)